Name: Thomas Aldine Alias: ['God', 'The Bat', 'The Dave', 'The Hunter', 'The President', 'The Rabbit King', and 80,853 unknown...] Classification: Artificial Organic Computer Race: Human Gender: Male Biological Age: Est. 45 Earth Years Chronological Age: 6,431,780,348 Earth Years SCAN Rank: | F F | F F TIIN Rank: | F F | F F Reviewer Rank: 1 stars Organizations: - The Corporation - The Resistance Occupations: - Imposter Variables: $CAPABILITY: -0.95 | # Totally ineffective.
A liar in sheep’s clothing.
There are eight ways to solve every problem
And maybe one or two are good
There are five that look much more appealing than
Than the one you should
The Bat will be awakened on October 31, 2021.