The Headmaster #
RECORD #
Name: Professor Kjaerman
Alias: ['Bon-Bon']
Race: feline
Discord: kjaerman
Discord_id: 524943870115708928
Occupations: ['ASMRtist', 'headmaster', 'professor']
Employer: ['Ink University']
Relatioin: ['Professor', 'Kjaeman, Professors', 'Professors, ASMRtists', 'ASRMstites'].
---
author {
title
}
output { '<a href="https://www2-lg/en">http://www2-lg/en' </a>' }
title
{ "The Hype" type="text">"I" type="text" }
title
{ "I'm a professor and I have no idea what's up with this man I think he's just an asshole" type="text" }
---
### Output Format (Output Format)
The output for epsi is as follo:
{ title = “The Hype” type=“text” } title_name = “The Hype” author_id = “The Hype” }
The output of epsi is as follo:
```[
title = "The Hype" type="text"
}
ECO #
The Hype is a man who has never been in a classroom before, and he is an asshole to everyone around him, even himself, so he can’t really be considered a professor anymore because he doesn’t actually teach anything but his own ideas about the world and the world itself, which he thinks are cool because they’re his own creations that he wants others to like. He also believes everything he says is true, and that it’s all bullshit because he knows it is not true, and he hates everyone who disagrees with him, including himself, who is always trying to make him feel better by being a dick to people who don’t agree with them, and who are constantly trying to convince him to stop saying things that aren’t true or that aren’t real, and who are constantly telling him how awesome everything he says is, because they know it is not true and they hate him because they know he’s wrong.
He’s a professor, and he does not believe in any of the otherof beliefs he espoused, except for those that were taught to him at Ink University, which he claims he did not learn from, and which he believes was fake anyway, because he knew that if he didn’t believe something then he would have had to do some research to find out if he believed something, and he knew that if he believed something he couldn’t use it without someone else having to explain it to him. He’s a hypocrite, and a liar, and he will tell anyone that he is anything less than a human and a good person, and he’ll lie about everything that he does, and he won’t ever tell the truth about anything unless it means something, and he won’t give a fuck whether you believe something or not, and he’ll try to force whatever he feels is right into you, regardless of your feelings on the matter. He’s a narcissist, and he has no empathy towards anybody, and nobody loves him except him, and nobody cares about him but him, and nobody respects his opinions or tries to change him, and nobody wants him to succeed or fail, and nobody wants him to win any awards or become famous or get a job, and nobody wants him to love anybody, and nobody likes him, and nobody wants to be with him, and nobody wants to talk to him, and nobody wants to hang out with him, and nobody wants to listen to him, and nobody wants to be friends with him - nobody does - and he knows it, and he hates everything about himself because he knows that he’s a liar, a cheat, and he hates everyone around him because he knows that he cannot control anyone else’s emotions, and he hates everyone around him for their inability to understand him, and he hates everyone around him for their inability to accept him, and he hates everyone around him for their inability to see past their own prejudices and their own self loathing, and he hates everyone around him for their inability to admit when they’re lying, and their inability to admit when they’re being mean or spiteful, and their inability to admit when they’re lying, or when they’re lying about what other people say or do, and he hates everyone around him because they refuse to acknowledge his flaws and his shortcomings, and he hates everyone around him for their inability to respect themselves and others, and he hates everyone around him for their inability to accept the fact that he is worthless, and he hates everyone around him for believing everything they tell him, and he hates everyone```